a mallicoat in its neutral state is the most desirable of people on the face of the planet.
omg, that guy is so hot. he must be a mallicoat
- throw that boy p*ssy
the spontaneous engagement of *n*l intercourse between two males in which the boy p*ssy, or male *sshole, is presented for intense pounding and stretched through the vigorous f*cking of said other male p*n*s; the male version of trumpalingus oh i wanna see you throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that, throw that boy p*ssy.
- deportation buddy
someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when trump gets into office. aye, i need a deportation buddy. i’ll bring tacos if you’ll bring c*ke.
- peach keeper
an alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prost*tute’s b*tt or v*g*n* i asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! i wish i was a peach keeper.
a really fantastic girl who is nice to a lot of people! she is beautiful, caring, and knows how to make people happy. ashleey is the greatest friend anyone could ask for! did you see ashleey today? she sat by someone who everyone was making fun of and was a friend to them!