malpheasants
1. (prim. def.) wrongdoing or wrongful acts by certain large birds of the order galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.
2. (alt. def.) wrongdoing or wrongful acts committed against certain large birds of the order galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.
volunteer deputy constable (and part-time unarmed sporting event security enforcement officer) russell peabody committed an act of gross malpheasants (alt. def.) when he planted some throw down gr-ss-seed-based scat near two colorful male galliformes in a crude (and disgusting) attempt to justify their arrest (and prompt death by bbq) pursuant to trumped up allegations of petty malpheasants (prim. def.) involving the unauthorized consumption of a partial ruck-sack of county gr-ss seed from the football field maintenance shed during the local punnischt, ok, high school’s annual trouncing by the visiting “fight’n pheasants” from west lafarge, ok.
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