Malpuss
a short, midget sized skinny/tan/not popular girl, with a larger breast area, gl-sses, and a 12 year old boy hair cut. gets giggly and hard to handle when drunk, give her a pipe and watch her smile, beware she brings home creepers!
ex: look at that malpuss, she fell off the bar again
malpuss pours beer on people
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