condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quant*ties of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. oftentimes *ssociated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
“debbie, how on earth did you wake up with dan? he’s such a douche!”
“after six beers, i was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot…”
an accepting, morally sound person. a woman who is forgiving and kind. you got some spiritual sh*t you gotta figure out? talk to woodnise, she’ll set you on the right path.
a serious and clinical failure of the muscles. also a lethal disease that ravages cows, birds, and various specimens of penguins. there is no cute except for the milk of the hoopa tree. “did you hear about that kid with mustrophy?” “oh yeah..he’s a goner.”
adverb: to do something in a covert manner; sneaky, sly-like, trained, well – prepared, and often slightly under handed or with a unknown agenda. “ishmael boycisously entered the garage” derived from the well trained marine, boyce eugene helms jr.(aka woodstock), helicopter crew chief. ishmael boycisously entered the neighbors building.
- popped a nickle
to have farted i just popped a nickle.