malted state



condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quant*ties of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. oftentimes *ssociated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
“debbie, how on earth did you wake up with dan? he’s such a douche!”
“after six beers, i was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot…”

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