malton
malton, is a ghetto part of missiauga ontario. it borders rexdale, a ghetto area of north etobic-ke, to the east,and brampton to the north, it is the only self contained area of mississauga as it does not ajoin any other mississauga neighbourhoods.it is a home to a variety of people, which includes many immigrants from india, crackheads, petty dime dealers, stupid gangsters with guns, and a whole bunch of dirty hoes. it is the home of westwood mall and despite its corruption it has its place in history. it was home to the avro arrow a delta winged interceptor craft that began to be designed in 1953. it was meant to be the the royal canadian airforce’s main interceptor into the 1960’s. but like most things in malton, the project was given up in 1958.
“hey christina, where you from?”
“i’m from mississauga”
“what part?”
“malton.”
“…no wonder you such a ho, everyone knows all girls from malton are poor and trashy.”
malton- rexdale’s weaker brotha to the west
malton is the fictional city within which the mmorpg urban dead is set. a large area of it has been quarantined after a zombie outbreak.
whilst malton has a relatively damp climate it has an undeserved reputation as a rainy city.
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