Mamaroneck
mamaroneck is the quaint little area that is surrounded by rye, harrison, white plains, scarsdale, larchmont, and the long island sound. one can find anything from 10+ million dollar homes, to ten thousand illegal central americans. aside from that you can find all types of little shops and condo/co-op living areas, as well as huge nation-wide chains e.g. mcdonald’s, blockbuster, lupita’s grocery store, etc… they have great grammer schools, although, not many of the adolecent youth seam to reflect this, and an even greater high school. there is a local government who hold elections every year, still, it’s a well known fact that you have to be of the lanza blood-line to even run for an office.. non the less, the town has been run, commercially and socially, by a ghost-office holder, solo, for many years now and who has moved away from the area recently. he still calls the shots and is proud of what he has made of the cute little area by the water known as mamaroneck. like keyser söze he’s rarely seen in the area, but if u do catch a glips, call elaine and tell her
“even in the garbage, u can find some spare change… think of mamaroneck as the change.. err-one else is the garbage”
a town in westchester where rich people think they’re ghetto
(a typical conversation in mamaroneck)
kid 1: yo you wanna skip school and smoke some pot?
kid 2: no lets swim in my indoor pool while watching my 72″ plasma hdtv
a place of much diversity
mexicans
jews
white -ss lo lifes
and those more fortunate on the border of larchmont : )
yaa i live in mamaroneck
thats y im taking spanish
some parts if mamaroneck is white community most ghetto sometimes known as “mamexico”. the white people that live there just want to be like larchmont people, but cant afford it. the ghetto people want to be like the bronx or something.
ghetto daughter: mah, why aint we da livin in the bx where mah daddy live?
ghetto mother: we live in mamaroneck. we don wanna live in no ghetto, dey be shootin us bcuz you be knowing i stole dem drugs fo’ you.
the town of mamaroneck consists of the unincorporated area, the village of larchmont and the part of the village of mamaroneck lying west of the mamaroneck river or that part that is not rye neck. during recent years a large growth of illegal immigrants have been on the rise. the town is controlled by 1 man and they call him jp.
” mamaroneck is a great town to live in.”
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