supercool swedish mother kicks patriachal-structures in the skateworld.
patrichal skateguy 1: oh sh*t! there comes mammaskejtarn!
patrichal skateguy 2: no!!! let´s run !!! or she kick our *sses!!!
- meat cheese
a by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint. yo, your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache… whose taint has she been licking?
similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. maybe she’s married, he’s engaged, or they’re in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest. girl: “hey, i really like your hair today. i love the conservative, clean-cut style.” guy: “thanks!” guy’s friend later: […]
- midnight milkshake
when a man goes down on a woman with a yeast infection and sucks out all of the leaking puss. when josh came back up for air, he had a little midnight milkshake on his face.
- mountain hog
a man who is in his mid 50s and lives in a trailer home on top of a small size mountain. a mountain hog usually has a beard/goatee and his average weight is usually from the 200 to the 400 pounds. mountain hogs will wear a short sleeve shirt that is tight on him and […]