Mampie


a jamaican term for a lady unfortunately physically formed so that she is readily mistaken to be a small bad tempered man. usually exhibiting a spectre of facial hair and “old man’s” clothing

mampie: a derogatory term used to describe a fat person
oversize mampie – hattie jakes,
‘bubbles devere’ in little britain

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