man bacon
the skin found underneath ones fingernails after digging into the b-ttocks of the stud you just had s-x with.
“that hot guy had alot of man bacon to offer”
an incredibly tan thin and muscular guy.
term coined when on lifeguard duty. a hot guy walked up fitting this discription and oddly resemble crispy bacon; brown and ripply. hence the term, “man bacon”
also used for any cute or attractive man.
“gee, did you see him? he was some man bacon fo’ sure!” or “mmmm. man bacon.”
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