man bear gummy


a man bear gummy is a unique type of human/bear/thingy. he is like a human sandwich except he tastes very sweet. these types human are very rare in nature to this day. so if you ever meet a man bear gummy in the forest/your room/bathroom do not hesitate he is very tasty.
bob: dude….

alien: what now bob?
bob: i just saw a…..man bear gummy….
alien: omfg really!?!?!?
bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed…
alien: noooooooo not the sacred bed
(alien runs over to bed)
(alien smells around)
alien: did you just take a dump!?!?
bob: run for your life man bear gummy fart!!

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