man breakfast
the ultimate male culinary delight.
the man breakfast ™ must contain all of the following.
bacon
sausage
egg
mushroom
black pudding
hash browns
beans
tomato
toast/fried bread
extra such as ketchup, brown sauce, salt and pepper are essential.
the man breakfast is the only way to defeat a hangover, which is g-d’s way of telling you that you had a good night.
hey! you left the mushrooms off this man breakfast!
oi! there’s chips on my man breakfast – take it away!
1) (n) side-kick to kulek, very similar to “robin” from batman, especially in regards to the heavy h-m-s-xual overtones.
2) (adj) a complete pr-ck.
1) i’m excited for kulek and manbreakfast’s gay wedding!
2) don’t be such a manbreakfast dude.
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