man check


the act of checking a man’s masculinity by crying out “man check!” then immediately kicking the questioned man’s ball sack. if asked why such an act was done, one responds “i found his lack of faith disturbing.”
tim: “lisa really hasn’t called me lately. i hope our relationship isn’t in jeopardy”

tom a: “man check!!”

-swack!-

tim: “what the h-ll man?!!”

tom a: “i found your lack of faith disturbing. grow a pair.”
1. man-check, man-checked (n. or v.)the process of having one’s manhood tested or questioned especially due to females or female type circ-mstances, i.e. girlfriends or shopping.
2.(v.) having your or a friend’s manhood tested because they are p-ssywhipped
1. tommy needs a mancheck, he ditched the barbecue to go shopping with his girlfriend.

2. we gave tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch “the notebook,” rather than play poker.

1. to strike a man in the t-st-cl-s with great force for the purpose of gender verification.

2. getting kicked in the nuts.
“when tim tried to do a trick on his bike, he crashed and got man-checked.”

“if you keep whining, i’m gonna man-check you!”

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