man cola


“man cola” is often used when you and your chums decide it would be keen to spew your load in a 1l bottle of coca-cola and p-ss it on as a christmas, birthday and ect.. gift to friends, family or just people who p-ss you off. it usually tastes normal until they get to the bottom and the liquid ends up sticking to your face and you start gagging up white clumps of sperm.

luckily this new-generation drink has expanded and is now available in your local stores sadly. it’s brand name is called ‘pepsi vanilla’ so check it out if you like the taste of s-m-n in a bottle.
susie set her can of coca-cola on the ground to go to the bathroom. while she was releasing her -n-l fluids, john added a man-made touch to susie’s drink; turning it into a large can of man cola.

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