Man Crayon
a person who uses their -n-s to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door… etc.) while defecating.
“i hate my neighbor, so i wrote ‘please leave’ on his front door with my man crayon.”
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refers to the hole in the crotch of men’s pajama pants. “being female, i had to sew up the man gap in my pajama pants.” “on cold winter nights when urination is imminent, men are fortunate enough to have outdoor plumbing, so there is no need to pull their pants down and freeze. they can […]
- fuckinsweet
a word used commonly when describing how amazing something is. the object being talked about causes such excitement that the two words “f-cking” and “sweet” are sub atomically fused together to form the new word; also used to describe how awesome ryan’s mysp-ce is. ryan’s mysp-ce is f-ckinsweet
- fandamntacular
a combination of fantastic and spectacular “that’s friggin’ fand-mntacular!”
- fanny splash
when you are riding a bike in wet weather, you get spray on your -ss i cant be bothered goin for a ride,i’ll get f-nny splashed
- Fanoodled
the act of fanoodling, or f-cking. “i left with him from the bar and he fanoodled the sh-t out of me last night”