man-douche


man-douche. ( moosh )to clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done…..
dude i feel very unfresh, i need to go moosh. (man-douche)
a pretty boy p-ssy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. it refers to a clean v-g-n- after using a douche.
1. mr. mandouche is going to whimp out again.
2. stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.
a complete f-cking idiot that thinks they are the sh-t.
“man, kenny is such a mandouche. he should just shut the f-ck up.”
a swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans p-n-s inside… and out.

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friend: dude that lake we swam in was so dirty.

you: ya bro im gonna go use a mandouche.
a cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
betty: “geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends i could really use a man douche!”

veronica: “i hear ya sister! after i broke up with my boyfriend i needed a month-long man douche!”
to -j-c-l-t- or “c-m” inside a woman’s v-g-n-.
i was having s-x with jennifer last night and accidentally man douched her.

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