man eyes



when you don’t really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it’s not there.
it’s right in front of you! take your man eyes off!
what gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokey enough to register as anything of interest.
pete – “i looked through your bag, but couldn’t find your michael bolton cd”

cheryl – “that’s because you used your man eyes”

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