MAN FISH


when a person has the characteristics of a man, or a fish, or even possibly both. it can be used in many cases, such as describing an ugly girlfriend.
person #1- dude, i cant tell if corys gf looks like a man or a fish.

person #2- i cant tell either. i think she looks like both.

person #1- ok, we’ll call her manfish then.

person #2- ok. sounds good to me dude.

person #1- -walks past corys gf- -cough- manfish -cough-
a man’s sperm
clear up your man fish that’s a right mess
noun; that anatomical area found on a man located between the sphincter of the -n-s and the posterior portion of the scr-t-m characterized by the elevated subdural tubular shape formed by the urethra.

coined by ratface holtzman circa 1990
“he smashed his manfish when he slid off the bike seat and landed on the bar.”

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