man flowers


when a man goes to his girlfriend’s place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol
“hey hun i brought you some man flowers!”
“what kind? forget-me-shots?”
“no! i brought mangaleias!”

a burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
the pianist’s beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
a bl-w j-b / a hummer / head

woman like flowers guys like bl-w j-bs
the missus gave me man flowers for xmas it was a real hummer
anytime a woman gets a man, a man gift, or suprise that has a positive affect, in an unselfish, unsuspecting way that speaks volumes about how much she realy cares.
i had plans to watch the nd, ucla football game. i was running late only to find out that the game selection had changed due to nd sucking. i had already given up and went to grab a beer. i turned around and the game was on. my wife bought the game for me for 21.95 on pay per view. i did not think about that option. i had never used it. i said wow you got me manflowers, cause i know how much you hate football.
also known as dvda. this is a s-xual position that requires four males to simultaneously have s-x with a woman v-g-n-lly and -n-lly. the act is only achievable in a limited number of positions, but all of them resemble a flower; with the petals being composed of men’s arms and legs, while the pistol and stamen are represented by the woman’s arms and legs.
oh dude, it was so awesome, there was this sk-nk there that was in the middle of a manflower when i walked in a room looking for the sh-tter.
the errect male c-ck
my man flower was in full bloom when i saw that little sl-t in that wh-r- dress of hers.
1. a flaming h-m-s-xual of the male variety. so extreme in his ways of the pixy life no one can help but notice his fairy. . .-ness.

2. someone who is suspected to be a fairy, a queer, a f-g, a shaft slapping h-m-.

3. a term that simply is used as an insult.

4. the c-ck, the shaft, an erect p-n-s.
ex.
1. i’ve only seen a man flower in heat grab as much -ss as that sl-t.

2. dude, have you heard the way he talks, hes f-ckin’ gotta be a man flower.

3. you dumb-ss. . . .– what a man-flower.

4. slap my man-flower you beesh, slap it long, hard and slap it fast.

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