Man From Nantucket
a ubiquitous limerick that always starts with “there once was a man from nantucket” and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
there once was a man from nantucket
whose wife was as loose as a bucket
he thought as he thrusted
this c-nt is so busted
my d-ck is so limp i can’t f-ck it
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an amazing joke about a guy from nantucket with a huge p-n-s.
there once was a man from nantucket
who’s d-ck was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
while wiping his chin
if my ear were a hole i could f-ck it.
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wise old limerick
there once was a man from nantucket
whose wife was as loose as a bucket
he thought as he hit it
it sure looked like brisket
and he’d get more sensation to fist it.
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a male human being from nantucket, maine.
there once was a man from nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
i don’t have to wash my outy in a bucket!
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