man in a mac
a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. more rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near mr whippy ice cream vans. particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.
….’police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. he was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of ky jelly. a spokesman warned angry mothers and daily mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.’
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