man-looked
when a male conducts a half -ssed attempt at searching for a missing object. said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.
to look, but not really see.
husband: “heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?”
wife: “did you look in the kitchen?”
husband: “yeah, i’ve searched everywhere. it’s gone!”
wife:-locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds- “here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. admit it, you man-looked for this”
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