man lumber



the kind of wood a man carries between his legs. it could be oak, pine, mahogany or bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
i asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and f-ck. when she said no i said “what you don’t like pizza”? at that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

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