man mayoed
just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand – then when she asks what you’re doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
“you’ve been man-mayoed!”
“we had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks – then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. -sshole!”
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