man of the sea
some loser, usually a middle-age caucasian male, who sits in his bathtub in a raincoat while listening to the pirates of the carribean soundtrack and playing with toy boats.
“man of the sea, open up! i need to use the bathroom!”
“can i stay in here?”
“what? are you gay?”
“i’ll promise not to look.”
“alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me.”
s-xist bizznitch of the hizzle, ma nizzle
oooh, now there’s a man of the sea…!
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