man phone


a phone designed for a real man. it must be:
1) rugged as h-ll
2) indestructible
3) waterproof
4) able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the triangle mansion
woltag: “hey guys, look at my gay iphone.”
buoni: -takes p-ss on iphone-
woltag: “oh no! my p-ssy iphone just short circuited!”
durski: “you’re a tool” -> -chucks his man phone at woltag’s head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in goliath and chugs 2 beers-

Read Also:

  • man-sturizer

    man + moisturizer. a face product marketed to manly men and metros-xuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modic-m of their masculinity. a: your face looks so smooth and glowing, bruno! b: oh, thanks! my man-sturizer has been working wonders!

  • maowle

    male: an annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite s-x. therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite s-x as a vasectomy. female: an odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. normally she has no s-x appeal and will still […]

  • sisturkey

    the female version of “broham”. nathan marcus christie is my sisturkey!

  • pedicest

    when a pedifile does incest man that 50 year-old pedicest f-cked his 18 year old niece !

  • peeshie

    n. a generic reference to a man or woman’s genitals. when they bent down, the shorts were so short, that you could see their peeshies. a word used to describe anything you want. “that dayum peeshie!” “i rode his peeshie all night longg!” “suck my left peeshie n-gg-.” “presley,val,and katrina are peeshies for life.”


Disclaimer: man phone definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.