man phone
a phone designed for a real man. it must be:
1) rugged as h-ll
2) indestructible
3) waterproof
4) able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the triangle mansion
woltag: “hey guys, look at my gay iphone.”
buoni: -takes p-ss on iphone-
woltag: “oh no! my p-ssy iphone just short circuited!”
durski: “you’re a tool” -> -chucks his man phone at woltag’s head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in goliath and chugs 2 beers-
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