man points

points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. more often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time
-dude, i totally just walked barefoot over jagged rocks.
-wow, you really earned some major man points.
points thou shalt recive from the lord almighty for showing extreme manlyness and loyalty to the ancient man code
man: “wow you just snowboarded down mt everest on a loly-stick from the top naked, blind-folded, while on fire….with no limbs………….. you get 7 man points

limbless man: “wow cheers erm.. thanks alot…. i guess”
this is a long one!
man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big g(g-d) came up with himself.they are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.with these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical -ssistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more
“morgan i just stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical -ssistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out.”
“wow your a god of man points”
“yer im pretty good, as are you”
a point given to a man for doing something manly.
brandon awarded matt 2 man points for jumping the median in his his truck
man-points are the points that a man is rewarded for completing certain feats of manliness. most commonly given for hook-ups with girls but rarely can be awarded for tasks other than s-xual activity with girls, such as pouring a beer on a girls head.
nick had s-x with a pretty hott girl last night he racked in a good 280 man-points.
points gained for doing stupid or outrageus things
“i’ll give you 10 man points to jump over the hood of your car”
a man point is what guys give each other, if they’ve done something manly. like he scores a number or gets some. sometimes said like 1up (in mario). each guy starts with 200 man points, and to give a man point to someone else, you loose one of your own. you automatically gain 100 man points each time you have s-x with a different girl.
bob: yeah i saw a nipple!
dan: man point +1