man sanitizer
a hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any bath and body works.
boyfriend: “my hands are dirty from those chips.”
girlfriend: “oh here, i got some sanitizer if you don’t mind smelling like a girl.”
boyfriend: “no thanks. i’d rather not smell like honeysuckles. i got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday.”
girlfriend: “for men?”
boyfriend: “yeah. some man sanitizer.”
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