man-sturizer


man + moisturizer. a face product marketed to manly men and metros-xuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modic-m of their masculinity.
a: your face looks so smooth and glowing, bruno!
b: oh, thanks! my man-sturizer has been working wonders!

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