Man Swagger


swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. a swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. this is a swagger that blake and tim can fully pull off. the true definition of man swagger is blake and tim. blake and tim take swagger to a whole new level. their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.
i saw blake and tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. i hung out with blake and tim today. just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. i wish i were blake and tim, cause if i was, then i wouldn’t have to question if i had swagger or not, i would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. i wish blake and tim would teach me how to use man swagger.

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