manalysis


m-n-lysis (man-al-iss-iss) n.: judgment and -n-lysis of one male’s actions, performed by a wholly separate (and usually unfamiliar) male. most often asked for by close female friends and unusually close ex-girlfriends when attempting to determine a new male’s intentions toward her.
lisa: “did you see those texts i forwarded to you last night? what the f-ck?”

kyle: “i did, and after further m-n-lysis, my buddies and i have decided that the guy you met on match.com is interested in you, however he is also a junior in high school.”

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