manassas

man-ssas is a city 30 minutes outside washington d.c. its main income is from the countless number of auto-dealerships. when asked, people like to think of man-ssas as a sh-t-hole. there are some nice areas. areas such as georgetown south and that area of man-ssas are stock full of mexicans. there seems to be somewhat of a drug problem in man-ssas. so many c-ke-heads and smoking pot is an everyday occurance. you remember the guy that got his p-n-s cut off? yeah he was from man-ssas. i believe it was the lorena bobbit that cut her husbands p-n-s off and threw it in the street.
dirt = man-ssas = mexicans
possibly the sh-ttiest place in the country, besides watts, south central, or even h-ll. dominated by industrial trucks full of mexican illegal immigrants or redneck -ssholes that tailgate you on a 35 mph road. n-body knows how to drive in man-ssas, which is ironic because most people own either huge suvs or pick-up trucks. man-ssas is also home to the largest amount of auto dealerships on the east coast. there are three types of teenagers in man-ssas: trustafarians, wiggers, and thugs. people usually frequently make fun of the name as well for good reason, which sounds like “man’s -sses”.
person 1: dude, did you see that picture of man-ssas in today’s paper?

person 2: i actually just saw a picture of a piece of elephant sh-t.

person 1: exactly.
man-ssas is a small city near dc. i worked in an office there for almost 10 years and i still live about 6 miles south. while some people like to focus on the negatives of this or any place, or anything, man-ssas
– is a historic town
– has a median income way above the national average
– has great schools
– has a strong business climate despite the recession (involving lots more than just used car dealerships)
– has lots of community involvement and volunteerism by lots of civic groups and churches
– has rapidly developing real estate and infrastructure
– is a nice area to live and work

just had to post a counterpoint to some of the junk already linked here. thanks!

ps- the lorena bobitt thing happened in man-ssas park, not the city of man-ssas, almost as long ago as the civil war.
civil warjobsimmigrantseconomic growthwashington, dc]commutersman-ssas
one of the best cities in the western hemisphere… seriously its full of immigrants and people from all over… hispanics, whites, blacks, arabs, asian, the whole deal. georgetown south and the occasional trailer park are places that uptight white folk might want to stay away from though…
“hey we’re thinking of going to dc for the summer want to come?”
“naah man man-ssas is where all the good stuff is happening”
“oh good idea let’s go to man-ssas”
a white female from kansas, who lives in germany enjoys riding her horses, loves black men, and cuts out faces of chase crawford, and has a strangly large b-tt for a white girl.
everyone wants to be her bestfriend.
black guy: i wish i was man-ssas’ man.
response: too f-cking bad, she aint good enough.
a place in northern virginia where hicks and redneck rebels mostly run it
mixed with some hispanic and black but mostly hicks. they try to make up gangs to protect them selves from real gangs there closest neighbor centreville . centreville gangs are probably the only real gangs in northern virginia because of some neighborhoods on welfare in it including the meadows, the knolls . and d-block.
yo we be gangstas right?
yeah lets go to centreville?
no there way to gangsta for us were just trying to fit in