Manbaby

a man who acts like a baby. if he doesn’t get his way, he becomes crabby and unable to work with. thinks he’s always right. can be angered and upset by anything.

must proceed with caution!

if you come into contact with a manbaby, back away quickly and run like h-ll.

manbaby’s are good at concealing themselves amongst society. they seem normal at first but throw fits not long after dating them. be wary.
julie: he was b-tching about not going to the party because i said i didn’t want him to go.

sarah: he needs to stop being such a manbaby.
a man in constant need of nurturing and attention. the manbaby thinks his problems are fascinating and far more important and tragic than anyone else’s. he cannot handle rejection in any form and will lament every breakup he has had throughout his lifetime, and cry over how he was mistreated by women decades in the past.
susan: why is peter crying?

elaine: he was just telling us about a girl he took out once in 1987 who didn’t like him that much.

susan: omg!!! what a f-cking manbaby!
a guy who tries so desperately hard to be a “man,” that he ends up internalizing all of his “unmanly” emotions. the end result is a flailing sh-tshow the second he realizes he’s actually a vulnerable human being.
my man-baby of an ex called me for emotional support at 3 am last night after our break up, even though he broke up with me.
comes out of your p-n-s to signal you to go back to gbs
555555 manbabies for yuo good sir teh funnay
any man whose beer belly prudes out over his waistline causing a look of pregnancy. side effects include low testosterone levels (man pms), lactating man b–bs, and sempiturnal diarrhea of the mouth.
d-mn, jimmy’s caring a man baby! yeah i heard he’s due next week. well at least it matches his man b–bs.
offspring s-xually produced without any female intervention.

having five manbabies makes you teh funney.
five golden manbabies!
i want to have your manbabies!
manbabies – they look like men but act like babies

looking for a mammy not a girlfriend. incapable of taking charge and act immature
manbabies – looks like a man – acts like a baby

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