manboy

1.a man who acts like a boy.
2.a man who looks like a young boy.
dude, do you always have to be so d-mn obnoxious? you’re such a manboy!
d-mnit, i get carded everywhere i go, must be because i look like such a manboy.
(n) a male who, by age, should be a man, but still acts childish, is oblivious of what acting grown-up is about. an insult to point out ridiculous immaturity. a pathetic example of taking responsibility or manhood.

man-boy clues: you are over 25, not in school and…
still live with parents (excluding illness or tragedy), still twist your friends nipples on a daily basis, buy toys off ebay for yourself, think “picking up chicks” is all in strategy of a well-delivered pick-up line, use status or lie about what you do to impress women, have a child and are still out partying like you are in high school while trying to pick up much younger girls.
that freakin’ man boy tried to play off his ‘rents as roommates and then he show me his kiss collection. what is he – 32 now?
usually a male close to or over the age of 40. often with an excess amount of money, enabling him to buy boy like toys. pr-ne to getting excited at video games, remote controlled cars, and at the release of call of duty modern warfare
did you see those manboys knocking over those kids at the game store when call of duty was released?
n. a male over the age of 25 who exhibits two of the following traits: a) lives with his parents; b) is employed by or finanically dependent on his parents; c) has an unusally and awkward relationship with his mother; d) is on all social networking websites; e) works in one of the following professions: realtor, developer, “entrepreneur”, party planner, insurance, or pay day loans
the man boy told his new girlfriend that he doesn’t live with his mommy, his mommy lives with him, fo shizzel!
manboy is a man that acts like a boy. this behavior is reinforced by popular culture.
like a sixteen-year-old, manboy can’t be trusted with the simplest of domestic tasks, such as cleaning up after himself. manboy is often seen checking out other women in front of his girlfriend or wife.

www.manboys.wordpress.com is a blog about manboys for more examples.
a man who on the surface, looks like a man, perhaps with a beard, and tall stature, i.e. a construction worker. who has never matured into a man. there are two kinds of man boys white collar, and blue collar. white collar man boys spent m-ssive amounts of time playing golf, and sitting in the steam room, while blue collar man boys spent m-ssive amounts of time outside playing in the dirt with their trucks, and drinking beer. both spend absolutely no time during the day with their families, and more times then not have slight h-m-s-xual tendencies, put shortly they like to “hang out with the boys”. more often than not the man boy will have a girlfriend on the side. this is becuase his wife replaces his mother and he still wants a girlfriend. they essentially refuse to grow up and become family men.
most lawyers, construction workers, millitary personel, politicians, business moguls, every bartender, every bar fly, every lounge lizzard, a majority of the kennedy family, and all the back wood hicks, are all man boys
a male whom has come of age to be considered by a female to be unable fulfill her expectations on her clock with regard to marriage, children and other responsibilities. a manboy is the result of women chasing their “dreams” through so called “self empowerment” behaviours like scr-w-ng around and climbing the so called corporate ladder in her 20’s and then only in her thirties wondering where all the “men” have gone to. manboys were the men she dated in her twenties but dumped for her meaningful career and personal “empowerments”. manboy is a smart and enlightened man who relises that he does not have to fulfill anyone expectations because they demand that they do. he is free to grow and adapt to changes as they present themselves to him.
female: where have all the men gone too?? they are totally unable to fulfill my needs and all the men these days are not responsive and mature in understanding my needs.
manboy: hi sally… didn’t we meet like 10 years ago?… remember the times we had?… we could have been together more….

female: well i was busy with stuff…..