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• submission

  to submit is either to 1) quit or give in due to pain or insurmountable/over whelming pressure 2) to hand something in “oh dear g-d this hurts, i submit, holy sh-t, i submit” “loser, by submission is…” “i submitted my homework to you a week ago” “applications must be submitted in 3 days” when you […]

• Subparaduaru

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• sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

  used to refer to how much gigli actually sucked at the screening of gigli , jean says ” d-mn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs’ b-lls “

• totalfark

  $5 a month version of fark.com. access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular drew curtis and wil wheaton visits. the internet evolution: – totalfarkers – something awful goons – fark-liters – slashdotters – mildew – dog hair – urbandictionary.com regulars who post about their friends and their fake s-xual […]

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