manbuds
not quite manb–bs, manbuds are a protrusion of man br–sts caused by mild obesity which are equatable with the form and appearance of prep-b-scent female br–sts.
“i’m so fat i have manb–bs.” to which one inclined to soften the blow might reply, “dude, they’re not man b–bs. you’re not that fat, they’re just manbuds.” the man with said manbuds cries bitterly.
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