mancarriage


(noun) the carriage a man carries ‘himself’ in, a.k.a. where he carries his manhood, a.k.a. his scr-t-m, t-st-cl-s, groin, these are all synonyms of mancarriage

(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the v-g-n- instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)
oh my god!” “what happened?” “she kicked him in the/his mancarriage and he dropped like a stone.” “she kicked his mancarriage!” “i played catcher in ifa sports in college and took one to my mancarriage once… took me a good 10 or 15 minutes to walk it off.”

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