Manceptional
what is manceptional? manceptional is a state of being. it’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. the way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. it’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. when you are manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their s-xual orientation. when you are manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. when you are manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are manceptional.
if people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.
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