mandaid

band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.
construction worker 1: ahh, i just cut my finger off. i need a band-aid

construction worker 2: no man, you need a mandaid.
the manly form of bandaid. it consists of a strip of duct tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. the duct tape is then placed on any wound.
dude i think i severed an artery…..
it’s cool homie, just make a mandaid.
small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
when duct tape is used to cover a bleeding wound. often used by men who don’t own first-aid kits
hey john p-ss me the duct tape, i just sliced my wrist on the jig saw and need a mand-aid.
duct tape over an open wound, in hopes to stop the bleeding and avoid the medic.
did jody get st-tches for that gash on his arm?
no! he just applied a man-daid and went back to work.
a bandaid of the manliest sorts. c–nsists of duct tape, and tissue/toilet paper, or cotton. some have even have attained a level of manliness as to where only duct tape is needed.
real man: “i cut off 3/4 of my arm while mowing through a crowd of hippes with my cahain saw.”

other guy : “and you still have an arm!”

real man : “of course i wrapped it in a mandaid.”
a bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin
this cut won’t stop bleeding. grab me some duct tape and a napkin, i think i need a mand-aid.

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