mandriff
the hairy midriff of a man whos shirt is too short.
“dude, put your arms down, you have mandriff. i think i’m gonna puke!”
when a man busts a huge load into a woman’s hair after receiving oral s-x, and not telling her about it. after it dries in her hair and scratches it, it flakes off, causing “man-driff.”
caiti had some terrible man-driff after prom with chritian, sat-rday night.
when a guy intentionally or unintentionally shows his mid-section/stomach
dude check it out that guys shirt so tight every time he reaches for something he keeps showing his mandriff.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a woman’s hair when she is sleeping and not telling her until the morning when she wakes up and the s-m-n has dried and is beginning to flake.
debbie was the first to fall asleep so she will definitely have mandriff in the morning.
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