Mango Smear
during the act of fallatio, conceal a mango on your person. at climax, withdraw and -j-c-l-t- on said mango. finally, the mango will be squashed into the unsuspecting woman’s mouth as the man exclaims “mango smeared!”
dave: “dude what did you do last night?”
gary: “just went to julie’s and gave her a mango smear”
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