Manhattan College

a private catholic college located in the northwest part of the bronx known as riverdale, which is mainly compromised of jews. students are predominantly white, except for the basketball players and are famous for their drunkenness and female drama queens. mainly know for it’s engineering school, there is often compet-tion between the engineers and the other majors because the engineers are jealous they can’t have any fun. food is terrible and most of the cafeteria workers are ex-convicts hired so the school can get a tax break. where the school lacks in minorities the teaching staff makes up for it (good luck finding a professor that speaks english). security is sadly r-t-rded and as in the case of the cafe workers, are also ex-cons. don’t expect a good job once you’re out but weird faces when you answer the question “where’d you go to school?” from potential employers. overall it’s a good place if you can drink m-ssive amounts of natural light.
look another drunk irish getting off at 242nd street, must be going to mc.
a private catholic college located in the northwest part of the bronx known as riverdale, which is mainly compromised of jews. students are predominantly white, except for the basketball players and are famous for their drunkenness and female drama queens. mainly know for it’s engineering school, there is often compet-tion between the engineers and the other majors because the engineers are jealous they can’t have any fun. food is terrible and most of the cafeteria workers are ex-convicts hired so the school can get a tax break. where the school lacks in minorities the teaching staff makes up for it (good luck finding a professor that speaks english). security is sadly r-t-rded and as in the case of the cafe workers, are also ex-cons. don’t expect a good job once you’re out but weird faces when you answer the question “where’d you go to school?” from potential employers. the average john d. wears a popped collar and acts like a metros-xual. overall it’s a good place if you can drink m-ssive amounts of natural light.
look another drunk irish getting off at 242nd street, must be going to manhattan college.
manhattan college is a college for slacker high school f-g students who wish they were attending columbia, fordham, or nyu. most of them are yankee douche bags and are just going to college to drink. they tend to try and get into fordham parties on a regular basis but the fordham students know they don’t belong and tell them to f-ck off.
hi i go to manhattan college and am a r-t-rd f-g guido. i feel safe here because i’m near mommy and daddy and all my loser friends from high school. i wish i attended nyu or fordham but i cannot because i suck at life.