Maningitis


not to be confused with meningitis, maningitis is a serious illness caused by inhaling excessive smoke and pollen.

symptoms include swollen eyes, itchy throat, and an all around manly sound in normally girlish voices.
whoa, grace, it sounds like you have maningitis!
when a usually effeminate person (i.e. female or h-m-s-xual) goes through a period of extreme manliness (i.e. -ss kickin, beer chuggin, chuck norris)
sally has a bout of maningitis. she’s been cutting down trees, mowing the lawn, going hunting, lifting weights, and punching things.

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