Manjeet’s 5 Very Important Rules


the 5 rules all manjeetists follow:
1. thou shalt not do the manjeet gallop without my prior consent.
2. thou shalt not use manjeet’s name in vein.
3. thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing the manjeet tugboat.
4. there is no rule number 4.
5. thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
i believe in manjeetism, so i follow manjeet’s 5 very important rules.

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