mankisser


(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with h-m-erotic tendencies.
see also metros-xual, brokeback, h-m-s-xual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser’s appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders – without seeming overtly h-m-s-xual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metros-xual; their h-m-s-xual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to san francisco.
why does she even bother going out with him? everyone knows he’s a total mankisser.

shut up, you f-cking mankisser.

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