when a man is masturbating, given a handjob, given head, or is having s*xual intercourse and his c*ck starts to *j*c*l*t* at his climax and he c*ms a lot of his manly juices out of his c*ck. it makes him gasp, and shudder in the rush of the moment.
opposite of tip bust
yo dude, last night that bl*wj*b gave me so much manly pleasure. my c*ck felt amazing.
- emotional intelligence
ability to identify emotions in self and others. something corinne on the bachelor apparently didn’t have. taylor: she’s so dumb, i had to define emotional intelligence to her.
a headucator is a female teacher who is so skilled in the ancient art of d*ck sucking that she could teach a cl*ss about it. karen gave me the most amazing bl*wj*b last night that i came twice! she should change careers and be a headucator instead of a paralegal.
- texas salad
the act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that b*tch yo melissa had the best texas salad i’ve ever tasted
- pig ring
a septum piercing, which looks similar to that seen on a large pig or steer. often accompanied with a vapid instagram account with thousands of followers, an over-inflated amount of self-esteem, and in some cases technicolor hair. “she looked great from behind – but when i saw that pig ring on her face i didn’t […]