manned parenthood
similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.
person a: hey man, i think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.
person b: dude, it wasn’t arts and crafts night….and that’s not glue. don’t go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
person a: oh snap! too late. i better get myself to manned parenthood.
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