manonnaise


basically its sperm. its white, sticky and spreads like mayonnaise. but its the masculine term.
when you sp-nk all over a womans face you say to her, “how do you like that man-o-naise b-tch”?….

or, last night my b-tch ate all my manonaise, it was the best blow i’ve ever received. my b-lls are deflated.

or. hey b-tch want some manonaise?

do not ever put manonnaise on you salad and this is plain sick!!!

also know as bukkake but in a milder form. sperm,c-m,man white, sp-nk

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