manplan
a secret plan known and worked out by two or more men that is centered around scoring women. it may involve a foreploy, diving on grenades, or the bucking bronco and possibly some high fives
ok lets break it down.
where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the sh-gging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.
ok manplan:
plan a: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we ‘accidentally’ buy rounds at the same time.
plan b: there not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of m-ssages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).
plan c: it doesn’t work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.
an event or idea where men get together and watch a sporting event on a large television (mainly hd) while consuming large amounts of alcohol and eating large amounts of meat, pizza, or nachos.
guy #1: me and the guys are gonna watch the game at my house.
guy #2: want me to bring beer?
guy #1: sounds like a man plan.
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