Mansize

reffering to the size of a mans d-ck
1. small(2-3.9 fully erect)-said to be like a row boat to england hey slow and steady my -ss this little peeper will get you more laughs than actual results. not to diss but hey bubs you might wanna make sure its not an erectile disfunction or somethin first. and a little fyi did you know that a mans true p-n-s size is actually double what sticks out. yup half of that doodly bobberactually sits inside of ya. (and they can now surgically move that extra out for ya. so what ya waitin for stop getting on the low end running patrols and take a step up and buy that bigger boat now while you can afford it!!!
2. medium(4-6 fully erect)- nothing wrong here. fast and the furious this midsize fits all and often delivers faster or spills its cargo faster depending where he sails and what ports he pulls into.great for virgins!!! and girls not interested in performance or size (gen the min for girls)
3. big(6-8 fully erect)- good size to see on p-rnos makes you look like a real man often gets both good and great results. nothing can go wrong here fits into most size compartments though not so good for virgins and great for breaking in already broken in teens. sails into both small and large ports great for all ages (age 18+ people) have fun!!!
4. huge(9+) what girls often fantasize about but cant fully comprehend (d-mn blonds, hey im blond to so dont be to upset). its like the equivalent of a size d bra or what do they call it size e the man’s gotta been combining surgery with steroids or something that thing is almost as big around as your arm girls. if you wanna have a p-ssy like you just had a child than go for this. these monster tankers can sail into only the most open ports virgins be warned!!!
“it aint the size of the boat that counts its the motion of the ocean and how you move about it.”
it is said that the size of a mans p-n-s aint based on how big is nose is or how skinny or fat he may be or how pointy is shows are but on the size of his palm. yup thats right, right in a medical book which states that the palm is equal to 1% of ones total body survace and right down there on the picture of a man being divided into persentages is the mans groind with a big fat 1% right smack in the middle so if size is your thing or you just wanna compare notes all ya gotta do is check the guys palm and about 90% of the time you’ll be closer than than you think.
1) any cup, mug, container, or carrying device that can satisfy the needs of a man.

2) referring to the size of a cup of coffee that is 20 ounces or more.

3) any sized carrying instrument with the intended purpose of fulfilling a man.

4) any long and skinny shaped thing that is 23 inches long.

5) the size of an axe, truck, or empire state building.

6) refers to the size of man problems
1) that sure is a man-sized tupperware container

2) “one man-sized, weak, skinny, vanilla latte, with extra foam and 4 sweetners please” “here’s your bucket sir!”

3) that woman is man-sized.

4) wow, that foot-long isn’t quite man-sized.

5) that spade is almost man-sized

6) “my hands are weak” “that sure is a man-sized problem you have there!”