mansnack


man snacks are snacks eaten by men, usually while watching sport and/or drinking beer.

to be defined as a man snack, the foodstuff must be either a) salty, b) fatty and/or c) meaty.

women are forbidden from eating man snacks.
chips, nachos, nuts, bacon are all examples of man snacks.
another name for a girl’s boyfriend, lover or toy.
noun: “whoa! check out that chick’s mansnack!”
adjective: “yes, i’m her mansnack now.”
when two (heteros-xual) men have each simultaneously eat a separate piece of food. it must be done at a place of work during a break. only men may do this.
bob i’m hungry, let’s have a man snack
(noun) a snack that is considered more “manly” than other snacks.
jared: dude look at that beef jerky!
eric: i know right! it’s such a mansnack!
a straight male who sometimes indulges in “man snacks” or h-m-s-xual activity. can also be woman snacks.

david is harrison your daily man snack?

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